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10.01.01 NEGOTIATIONS ABOUT JOINT TOUR WITH GRAVE VIOLATOR ARE CONDUCTED 11.3.2001 *EXTREME NEURON NOISE* MOSCOW "FRUNZE" CULTURE CENTER 23.07.2001 The band is looking for a skilled sound producer for recording its new demo - "Symphony of Silent Contemplation" 04.10.2001 The negotiations with GRAVE VIOLATOR came into impasse 02.03.2002 A contract with TEPHAL about granting pots and pans for recording a library of industrial samples is signed. Samples from the library will be used in the drum arrangement for the "Symphony of Silent Contemplation" demo. 24.05.2002 The contract with TEPHAL is prolonged until the record of the new "Extreme Neuron Noise" demo 13.08.2002 The planned USA and CANADA tour is cancelled as a result of signing a contract with MTHRFCKR RECORDS and the recently started work on the "Extreme Neuron Noise" demo. 13.11.2002 Recording of the tracks for "Extreme Neuron Noise" is finished. Mixing, mastering and CD cover design are still in the making. 14.03.2003 Live gig at a secret military-strategic poultry factory in Novoaidar was an utter misfortune. The factory produces new genetically modified and cloned forms of life (and consciousness) - Regular Headpeckers (do not identify with Mindfu..ers since R.H. are more dangerous), who in their excited state tend to peck out their opponent's brain. During the gig headpeckers became extremely aggressive. It is clear now that there was no way to calm them down except playing "Nothing else matters" (Metallica) but before the band managed to figure that out those uncontrollable species had had just enough time to kill half of the personnel and all the security of the factory. Despite this interrupted performance an important discovery has been made that would have a strategic-offensive value and would determine the military doctrine of the state in the future. 25.06-30.06.2003 *Walking on the cow doo-doo straight into hell* TOUR All the obtained money will be put into development of the native PROGRESSIVE SYMPHONIC HYPER METAL and construction of a modern medical center for early treatment of the children's manic depression. 30.10.2003 MTHRFCKR RECORDS has extended the contract with DARK MASS and releases an album of their best works - "THE DARK MASS MEDIUM" 05.01.2004 DARK MASS is looking to buy Elvis Presley's DNA, Jack the Ripper's i-RNA and an unlimited amount of stem cells. Call 8-800-008-080-808. 24.03.2004 The new "DARK MASS MEDIUM" album is out. 07.07.2004 The contract with MTHRFCKR RECORDS is extended to an uncertain term. 01.01.2005 A repeated world and european champion in air guitar - Dicky Gaydritto - is invited specially to shooting a video for the new "Blown with the wind"("Guyee Shomliat") track. For the badly informed ones we are glad to report that "air guitar" is a sum of exhibitional and dancing moves of a given wanna-be guitarist with his wanna-have instrument performed in sync with playing music (supposedly with a lead guitar part). The salt of a successful performance lies, as you might guess already, not in the flawless technique but in expressive preorgasmic mimics of the performer and his artistic manipulations with the imaginary guitar. 15.02.05 During band practice and preparation for the next round of the "WALKING ON THE COW DOO-DOO STRAIGHT INTO HELL" tour a severe injury of front lobes of his brain was taken by our sessional bassist after which he was urgently hospitalized. Doctors conduct desperate struggle for the life of our colleague. The bass parts recorded to the subcortex of his brain don't seem to be damaged. We need a huge amount of money for an expensive operation abroad. Donations are welcome. 30.05.05 Sensation!!! With the help of incredible efforts of ten neurosurgeons the life of our colleague is saved. Bass parts are partially restored already. The brain hematoma was removed and to our surprise "the third eye" opened in its place! Soon after our fellow's third eye has revealed Wagner's never released masterpieces. Shocked by what he had seen our man wrote a new piece - "Possession Ocean Flamming Shores", having arranged all the instruments all by himself. 23.07.05 The group is currently in the MTHRFCKR RECORDS studio working on the "Possession Ocean Flamming Shores" which will be included into the extended and reworked version of the "DARK MASS MEDIUM" album. The release is due out at the end of the year. 20.09.05 A tragedy: At the time of the final mixing of the "Possession Ocean Flamming Shores" track a falling out occured between the band members regarding loudness of the bass in the resulting mix. The dispute gradually developed into a violent conflict with the resourceful use of limbs, heads, teeth and nearby objects. On termination of the incident it was found out that the Third Eye of the bassist had swollen up and closed. As of now the band is at the state of creative crisis: 11.01.06 Negotiations about a re-release of DARK MASS MEDIUM album at BoltBuster Productions are conducted. 06.03.06 Negotiations about a re-release of an extended edition of DARK MASS MEDIUM album at UNIVERSAL METAL PRODUCTIONS are conducted. 10.03.06 The contract for the re-release of the extended edition of DARK MASS MEDIUM album at UNIVERSAL METAL PRODUCTIONS is signed. Two acoustic bonus tracks will be added into the final album: BLAZING SIDES OF INSANITY and TEARING THE WINGS OFF. Read the article at www.bravewords.com 24.06.06 The recording and mastering of BLAZING SIDES OF INSANITY is finished. 04.09.06 The recording and mastering of TEARING THE WINGS OFF is finished. 11.10.06 The band is heading for Greenland where it will go on tour to promote its "new" album. 09.12.06 The band is back from the successful tour in Greenland and after a little break a charter flight will take them on tour through all the mad houses of the Caribbean Islands. 12.12.06 After a very long period of hard decision making DARK MASS has finally made their choice – Alexander Trotsky. "GATES OF INSANITY" series of tours are being planned to test the new band member in the EXTREME NEURON NOISE sub-project. A visit to Alexanders home town Severodonetsk is planned for 12.05.2007 as a key element in the tour programme - this is where the only concert dedicated to support poor social classes addicted to alcohol will take place. No selling of alcohol will be allowed inside the concert hall. Entrance will be granted only to individuals with alcohol drinks, blank gaze and pickeled stench. Anyone who will try to take in more than 2 litres of beer with them will be given a 50% discount off the ticket's price. |